Climber's Best Pickup Lines
-"Hey baby, you workin' that crack!"
-“If you show my your rack, I’ll show you my nuts.”
-"Dry-tooling? Smearing? Mixed? Conga-line? I’m up for anything as long as I get to place some gear!"
-"That’s the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs."
-“I’m in the mood for a stamina-crushing jug-haul…my place or yours?”
-"I could rest on those jugs all day"
-"If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?"
-"Watch me, while I beat on this pin"
-“My portaledge sleeps two, you know.”
-"Her favorite technique is stemming"
-"The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels."
-“Can you hold these nuts for a sec?”
-“I’m the best Belay in Town”
-“You had me at On Belay"
-"Nice booty!"
-“Climb On”
-“Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?”
-"Spread your legs and trust the rubber."
WARNING: Some of these... ok a good majority of these are dirtier than your hands after a climb. But they're also funny as hell! Hope you know a bit of climbing vocabulary, if not then get to know these terms!
-"Hey baby, you workin' that crack!"
-"On Belay"
"Belay On"
"Climbing"
"Turned on!"
-"I have a tuber you can use anytime you want"
-“No! You don’t understand, that’s not what I meant by having krabs on my nuts!”
-”Can I put my nuts on your rack?”
"Belay On"
"Climbing"
"Turned on!"
-"I have a tuber you can use anytime you want"
-“No! You don’t understand, that’s not what I meant by having krabs on my nuts!”
-”Can I put my nuts on your rack?”
-“keep me tight, I’m going to layback and work the crack”
-“If you show my your rack, I’ll show you my nuts.”-"Dry-tooling? Smearing? Mixed? Conga-line? I’m up for anything as long as I get to place some gear!"
-"That’s the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs."
-“I’m in the mood for a stamina-crushing jug-haul…my place or yours?”
-"I could rest on those jugs all day"
-"If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?"
-"Watch me, while I beat on this pin"
-“My portaledge sleeps two, you know.”
-"Her favorite technique is stemming"
-"The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels."
-“Can you hold these nuts for a sec?”
-“I’m the best Belay in Town”
-“You had me at On Belay"
-"Nice booty!"
-“Climb On”
-“Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?”
-"Spread your legs and trust the rubber."
-"Hi, I'm Chris Sharma."
-"Can I get a belay? Cuz I'm fallin' for you...."
-"Can I get a belay? Cuz I'm fallin' for you...."
Smile more, befriend those you meet, and live happy! See you on the trail!
~Eco
You can find more pickup lines for rock climbing here.
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